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Script - written by Dourtewg
Art - me

This was done shortly after the game's release. I offered to draw this for him because Dourtewg's script made me laugh.

*Update*
I haven't been on here in many months so I didn't realize that the 'plot hole' isn't really a plot hole. I apologize for that. Please ignore that bit and just bask in the glory of Joker's face.
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:iconcalleahan:
Calleahan Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
EDI best Troll move EVER Tali CSI 
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:iconneycuurose1:
NeycuuRose1 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I MEAN YOU ARE SO MAKING SENSE, HOW DO THEY ALL FIT?
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:iconnexus763:
nexus763 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013
Dance of the plot twist ?
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:iconlittleneonlily:
littleneonlily Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Student Photographer
Yeah... Pretty much sums it up XD
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:iconskopan:
Skopan Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013
I remember this scene when you control Joker and what he says while he walks as fast as possible, hilarious gameplay :p
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:iconmalgrumm:
malgrumm Featured By Owner May 16, 2013
****!
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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
That was how it went or me the first time I played ME2, suddenly, for no reason, the entire crew climbs in the shuttle to go... nowhere. And then the Collectors attack.

Wow, that's not forced or contrived. Nope, not at all.
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:iconrikkuu10:
Rikkuu10 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
the second panel it kinda creepy... is that Jacob in a tanga? and what's with Thane and Liara?! LOL
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:icongamergirl32:
gamergirl32 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
i saw this joke when i was looking up mass effect jokes
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:iconshadowdhampire:
ShadowDhampire Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
I've been wondering that too. How the HELL does EVERYONE fit into the damn shuttle now when only 3 could fit, as we saw in the cut scenes in the beginning of the game.
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:iconsome1the4got10:
Some1The4Got10 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
True story.
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:iconthebloodygod:
thebloodygod Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
on the second panel it looks like Liaras body is a butterfly, i cant unsee it XD
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:iconragek:
Ragek Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012
Yup. I always wondered how all ~10 allies fit in that car
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:icondeltaiv:
DeltaIV Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
Wow, these are still up! The original script, a long with a lot of other jokes like this, is available at [link] or at my blogspot, [link]

I just got ME3, so once I get started in that, I'll probably post some more on the blogspot one. (The gamefaqs one is closed.)
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:iconthathalonerd084:
Thathalonerd084 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011
This... Is... Amazing...
Jokers face. Yes.
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:iconjohansutherland:
JohanSutherland Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What do you mean it's not a plot hole? It's pretty much what happens in the game. Beautifully rendered by your great art but still, it is a huge plot hole.
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:iconblittzzxander:
Blittzzxander Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011
Oh my... poor Joker! :D
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:icond-bronze:
D-bronze Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011
Died laughing twice
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:iconsuper-mutant-dragon:
Super-Mutant-Dragon Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011
Joker's face is made of epicosity!
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:iconkendrapendragon:
KendraPendragon Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011
hehe, in my first playthrough, I totally thought the same. I did everything and suddenly everyone is getting in the shuttle. Didn't make any sense for me, either.
Love Jokers face, by the way. :)
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:iconzombified-muffin:
Zombified-Muffin Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2011  Hobbyist
That was my exact reaction.
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:iconmesapholis:
Mesapholis Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
totally not-suspicous-mission. fuck off xD
how can anybody not ... ah, well ...
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:iconbloodyfatalis:
BloodyFatalis Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011
that part would be hilarious if not for the fact that you lose your whole damn crew only to realize at the end of the game that only 1 member survives.
however, a part that did make me laugh: "Oh, this all joker's fault! What a tool he was! We have to spend all day calculating Pi because he plugged us into the overlord!"
But that part did build the relationship between Joker and EDI. and based on some of the things Joker says, I really wouldnt be surprised if he liked machines in THAT way.
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Thathalonerd084 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012
U no, The amount that survives depends on how you go about the mission. Only Mordin and Tali survived on mine.
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:iconmidnightheartxxx:
MidnightheartXxX Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011
Did they ever say why you had to leave?? I still dont know why =/
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:iconneopryde:
NeoPryde Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2011
Joker's face! :D
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:icondachamp21x:
dachamp21X Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2011
Well the Kodiak can fit 14 people.
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:iconmalgrumm:
malgrumm Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2011
yeah...in very cramped conditions
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:iconjay-the-wolf:
Jay-The-Wolf Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I love how the Reaper ship has that shit-eating grin on his face. XD
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DimlorMeister Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011
XD!
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:iconkitkatinahat:
Kitkatinahat Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
honestly, my boyfriend and I have been trying to figure out what they did on that mission. It was probably to get groceries. OR SOMETHING LAME
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Viggorrah Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I made that face the first time I played through too. It's okay Joker. Well, not really since [SPOILER ALERT] and you're left with a pissed off Shepard. :D
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:iconmonkeydoo1995:
monkeydoo1995 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2011
Im lovin Joker's face!!
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:iconyuriski:
Yuriski Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
I always found it odd...i mean the galaxy isn't going to end cause Shepard and crew have to be drifting around a bit while the Normandy is offline...No need for the shuttle here..
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xXBright-AkatsukiXx Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011
Actually...the codex says that the Kodayak or something can carry 12 people and an additional 2 up front
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:iconfeena-c:
Feena-c Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's just the Dev team covering their butts. It's totally a plot hole. ;)
Even if it CAN carry 12, you've never taken them all before. Why would you now? Heck, I'm not even going on a real mission when I activate this half the time. I've already completed them all I'm literally just shopping and trying to activate the durn thing to finish the game. Lol.
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Blackeagle444 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2010
i made that same face...
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:iconlt-psycofox:
Lt-PsycoFox Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010
I thought the same.
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:iconblood-luster:
Blood-Luster Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010
so true
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:icondollfacediane:
Dollfacediane Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
I actually had a similiar thought about that part.
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:iconookayleeoo:
oOKayleeOo Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2010
lol, nice. but why is he in his undies...lol.
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esc4everXD Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010
Read the codex, it can hold 12 and the pilots
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macawnivore Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I apologize for the late reply, first time I've looked back on this piece in over 6 months.

The script was originally written by a forum goer that goes by the name Dourtewg shortly after the game was released. I missed this codex and so did he apparently. Still, I don't want to take the piece down because I like Joker's face. Thanks for the blunt comment though.
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esc4everXD Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010
Oh no hard feelings with the cold comment sorry o.o i was just leaving and i wrote that comment hella fast. No dude i still like the comment, im jus sayin =p
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:icongaladri:
Galadri Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2010
I think the last panel is my fave. Love to Joker.
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:iconlostoverlord:
Lostoverlord Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010
Lol - Joker's face is win.

HOLY SHIT~!~~~~~!!!!!!
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:iconcheeseking1985:
CheeseKing1985 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
Anyone ever notice how the Collector ship looks like a giant, stiff dog turd?
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:iconsilver-spurs:
silver-spurs Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2010  Professional Interface Designer
xD
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:icontherealkilljoy:
TheRealKilljoy Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
Pay attention during the cutscenes earlier in the game that take place in the shuttle. There is room for more than three people in there. One of the basic premises of your joke isn't actually true.
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:icondeepspacee:
DeepSpacee Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
Hahaha made me laugh!!
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