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Mass Effect Got a Minute? by macawnivore Mass Effect Got a Minute? by macawnivore
Garrus calibrating forever.


Mass Effect (C) Bioware
Credit to the author ShadowMaster.
There is now a new page listing fan-made skits. C:
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Lethalassistant Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
I truly wish that there was an option to do this in game! I find that every time i do a play through, i have to pace myself as not to exhaust all the dialogue too soon. Great job!
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sweettea22 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  New member Hobbyist Writer
Never deny Shepard.  Ever.  XD
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SurgeonDrD Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD haha!
And I thought it was going to be different.
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michaeljacksonscat Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014
No wonder they all take orders from Shepard! They're terrified of the ass-whooping they'll receive if they refuse.
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Sherlockinater Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Commander Shepard: Best shrink in the galaxy.
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lllDash Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Professional General Artist
XD Okay this was funny. I can totally relate to this. Sometimes in ME2 when I really want to talk to someone that has been there for me from the beginning (Garrus), instead he's too busy! Man, I thought we were tight, but you can't spare a sec? :'(
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Goldeneyes2 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
And then he just throws him aside afterward.  ha ha ha
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Goldeneyes2 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
Hilarious!  ha ha ha
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:iconlittle-ceasars:
Little-Ceasars Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Dying laughing dosen't sound too bad.
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:iconfieryshadowz:
FieryShadowz Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Agreed..95% of our conversations consisted of "can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations" THE HELL ARE YOU CALIBRATING YOUR DICK ALL THIS TIME?!
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Goldeneyes2 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
"calibrating"
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:iconfieryshadowz:
FieryShadowz Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
with lubricant.
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:icongoldeneyes2:
Goldeneyes2 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
with his "socket wrench"
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:iconfieryshadowz:
FieryShadowz Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
for a long period of time.
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:iconneriismist:
Neriismist Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
says hes busy but u can still ask him about random stuff
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:icondemocratic231:
Democratic231 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014
Hahahaha, Best!! Shepards face lol!
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:iconbacxaber:
Bacxaber Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Spectres are chosen, not trained."
-- Salarian Councilor
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:iconsoulfire117:
Soulfire117 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
Oh my gosh so true. He's always calibrating.
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:iconvoltairedenassa:
VoltaireDeNassa Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
I wanted to do this so damn bad it's unbelievable. :iconlololplz:
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:iconresurrectingskies:
Resurrectingskies Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
I laughed, so freaking hard. It's so true. 
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:iconcanadian-lunatic:
Canadian-Lunatic Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Shepards Psycho face!!! Dear GOD!
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:iconedwardalenko:
Edwardalenko Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is too good...hahahahahahah

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hunter8906 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
This is great. Really, I needed that laugh.
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:iconphineasflynns:
PhineasFlynns Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Student General Artist
LOL! I choked on my water and it ended up coming out my nose xD I wish we really could do that. Damn Garrus and his calibrations
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macawnivore Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Glad you enjoyed it!  :L
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:iconcraftcg:
craftcg Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
THIS IS HOW I FELL
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NeycuuRose1 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
GOD I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN OH JESUS GOD I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN. i was thinking the same thing when i asked him that. i never forgot what he said either! "can it wait for a bit? im in the middle of some calibrations." WE KILLED THE COLLECTORS. WHAT CALIBRATIONS  DO YOU HAVE?
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Beko3 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
Finally :D He deserved that :P
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qXAwsumXp Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
I can't stop laughing. This is brilliant XD
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Ultimateleafeon Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013
Ha that was awesome
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theforgottenbliss Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is hilarious! Holy crap fdjaksl
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Selene344 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013
I thought about doing this a few times myself. ^^
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:icondeathstrikezz:
DeathStrikeZZ Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
you only get like three real conversations with the guy! I wish I could have yelled at him lol
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casadrat06 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013
ROFL!
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YTSC Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Soo know that feeling XD oh Garrus and ur calibrations x'D
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EvieWingweaver13 Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Roflmao, scaring children and adults alike.
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SgtMajorChimera Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
Guess i need to leave garrus alone
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snotrocket720 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Student Filmographer
omg love this i just want to punch garrus so hard when he says that
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bigblamo Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
have you ever played mass effect? garrus was never in specter training. he could have been but his father doesn't like specters because they are outside the law and he hates that.
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blackace202 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
yea he was all turians go in specter training he says that once in the first one i think, dont remember if he droped out or not all i know is he did get in lol
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Kuraara-chan Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013  Student General Artist
Depending on what you say to Garrus in the first game, he tells you before Ilos that he plans to go back to do spectre training or to re-join C-sec.
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Exilon58 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
I wish I could do that XD
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:iconinugami-the-lygo:
Inugami-The-Lygo Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Diiiiid... Garrus just get raeped?
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:icondruds:
Druds Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
SO true!
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:iconskyro14:
Skyro14 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Artist
wow, that was horrifying.
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:iconphill28:
phill28 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
love it ! soooooo funny :)
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Umazes Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
I can only applaud this.
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TheSt0ryTeller Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love it!
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LigthSasuItaUS Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
hahaha poor Garrus xD
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scorpio-bos Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lmao panel 5 cracked me up xD
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