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The romance options were okay in ME2, but this Shepard messed up.

Quick sketchy fun.

Mass Effect (C) Bioware
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:iconunknowndeath63:
UnknownDeath63 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
how do you fail to romance a character like Garrus? X3
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:iconmacawnivore:
macawnivore Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
She was just that awkward. Keke.  xD
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:iconunknowndeath63:
UnknownDeath63 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL.
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:iconcillaroth:
Cillaroth Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
LOL!
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:iconairforcewoman-russia:
airforcewoman-russia Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Student Writer
FISH LIPS OH LORD HELP
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:iconwhitelynx57:
WhiteLynx57 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013
Oh damn, the Zaeed and Grunt panels had me crackin' up. You have no shame. I like that.
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:iconblackheathland:
BlackHeathland Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013
ХАХАХАХА, гениельно! XD
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:iconeifle79:
eifle79 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
You wasted no time on Legion.
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:iconultimateleafeon:
Ultimateleafeon Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013
ROTFL!!!! this is awesome
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:iconsanzo-sinclaire:
Sanzo-Sinclaire Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ohh gosh i loled so bad...in the middle of the night..*looks around for angry neighbors* hahaha


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:iconkatamariguy:
Katamariguy Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
What happened with Jacob?
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:iconwhitelynx57:
WhiteLynx57 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013
He ditches you for a hot ex-Cerberus scientist. That's what happened.
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:iconkatamariguy:
Katamariguy Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013
Yeah, but this was drawn before the game was released.
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:iconwannabuyabun:
wannabuyabun Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
Basically Jacob used to date Miranda and is still hung up on her. He pretty much says "Yeah she's way out of my league and too good for me......hey Shepard. Want to bang?"
(not in those exact words but yeah). He also pretty much said he wasn't into it and spends the majority of the game being a ...well being Jacob.
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:iconwhitelynx57:
WhiteLynx57 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013
That would explain something.
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:iconcasadrat06:
casadrat06 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013
LOL.

I actually managed to get dialogue where Mordin tried to tell me he wasn't attracted to me. XD My Shepard was like, "Uh... what?"
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:iconbroshep97:
BroShep97 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013
oh legion... ^.^
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:iconxlardman:
xLardman Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
Zaeed made me giggle.
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:iconwaenhir:
waenhir Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
You sicko! I am only three days old!

PRICLESS!!!!
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:iconwhitelynx57:
WhiteLynx57 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
The closest any Shepard has come to becoming a child molestor... doin' it with a giant baby krogan who laughs when stuff blows up.
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:iconstoormtroopa:
Stoormtroopa Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Normal for most krogan babys.
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:iconwhitelynx57:
WhiteLynx57 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013
Very true... but not when they're a head or taller than you and have been rescued from a cloning facility.
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:icondutch-pidgeot:
dutch-pidgeot Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
She could also have gone for Kenneth--
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:iconorifiel-m:
Orifiel-M Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Zaeed, lmao!
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:iconaburameclanhead:
Aburameclanhead Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Student Writer
Hilarious!
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:iconanonymousunversed:
AnonymousUnversed Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
Legion should have totally been a romance option.
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:iconmassydov:
Massydov Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
lol
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:iconmajestysara:
MajestySara Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
do you have a vibration function? BUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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:iconsprit-x:
Sprit-X Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012
[link] This is what the end result would be with femshep vs legion in the bedroom! :lol:
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:iconskin2bone:
Skin2bone Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
Holy crap.
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:iconsprit-x:
Sprit-X Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
:XD:
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:iconltrainbowflare:
LtRainbowFlare Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
... LMFAO !!!! lolololololol
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:icondefiantanjeru:
DefiantAnjeru Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD OH WOW. Nice!
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:iconkmouhot09:
kmouhot09 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO! Talk about researching organics!!!! Pwahahaha!!!
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:iconspyke1985:
Spyke1985 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
FUNNEH! XD

~love~
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:icondoodlydangus:
doodlydangus Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012
Solution for Garrus: Tie him down in bed. It's what my FemShep would do!
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:iconzk0729:
zk0729 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2012
Thank you, for making my day.

Although what is seen cannot be unseen DX
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:iconcookiesrmine:
CookiesRmine Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL, Legion.. :lmao:
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:icondemonpandadoll:
DemonPandaDoll Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
XD Makes me love Legion even more.
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:iconcount-kraumburger1:
Count-KraumBurger1 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
love the last two panels
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:iconrbhoofprint999:
rbhoofprint999 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ahahahahah I laughed so hard! thanks for sharing your humor
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:iconryoko5:
Ryoko5 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEGION!!!!! Brilliant!
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:iconellesra:
ellesra Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012
Legion: "Overload due to excessive liquid in system."
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:iconbaron-de-valois:
Baron-de-Valois Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
almost how i imagined legion would turn out, i still think that geth would have some "extention" to use, oh no...there go my fantasies again
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:iconpeanuts846:
Peanuts846 Featured By Owner May 31, 2012
Legion and his vibration features~ YEA! btw Zaeeddies Face made me jump in my chair briefly : D
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:iconxxcaiterlynxx:
xXCaiterlynXx Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I love legion <3 TT^TT stupid m.e 3...
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:iconnekomata-sensei:
Nekomata-sensei Featured By Owner May 12, 2012  Student General Artist
You just know some players really did try to romance all of these characters.
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:iconsorachicken:
sorachicken Featured By Owner May 7, 2012
HOLY--- Zaeed's faaaaacccceee!!!! You almost killed me, this is hilarious!!
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:iconzaeedmassani:
ZaeedMassani Featured By Owner May 22, 2012
!@#$%^&*(!#)! :iconawesomezaeedplz:
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:iconprinceeevee100:
PrinceEevee100 Featured By Owner May 1, 2012
Geth do have a *ahem* Rod as I call it, it's under the plating that covers their crotch, apprently the Geth modifyed themselves when quarian females and geth showed affection toward each other. ever since then the geth just kept the modifacation.
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